Sit Down, Relax, and Do Nothing
This offer excludes May 25-26 and ends May 31st.
May brings warmer weather, slower days, and a chance to catch your breath. 2026 has been delivering insanely radical changes since January. Every time you turn around, there is some other emergency or intense situation demanding your attention. The screaming has numbed you and the explosions have just become white noise. Frankly Scarlett, you don’t give a damn any more.
For the next few weeks, you have an opportunity to pretend you’re skipping school or on Spring Break. You will be completely unsupervised and free to do as you please. Take advantage of this short span of serenity. This is not to say there will be no problems, no crazy cr@p from the government, and no insanity from the world at large. But it is a heads up that you have a chance to put your feet up and just stare into space.
You will need to take advantage of this starting Friday, May 1st. Come the last weeks of the month, there will be a blast of b@t sh!t cray-cray. There will be a square aspect between Mars and Pluto. The thug and the gang leader. Expect RAGE versus INTENSE POWER. Every button will be pushed and the results will be short, sharp, and acute. This happens May 25-26. That’s a Monday and Tuesday.
All you need to do is stay chill. The best response to insanity is to just silently watch it unfold. Don’t argue. Don’t get called into the mix of physical interplay. Just watch. Say nothing. Walk away and go back to your hammock with a fresh beverage. There are a few more days till the May 31st Full Moon. Enjoy them as much as you can.
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